I do not need a man in my life (when I am on PMS), nope I have a cat for that…

The cat that came from hell. That cat was psycho yesterday. I was trying to fix my Mac yesterday and that crazy cat was playing with a bag (very loudly). So I yelled at him to make him stop. It work … for about 5 seconds. I then proceeded to have a long chat screaming match with him saying that I was fed up of his constant meowing, his constant need for affection, the noises he make, the smell from his box when he goes and his crazy running around that makes me think my house is full of ghosts that are chasing him to amuse themselves. He looked at me like I was some sort of crazed woman (kinda like men) and he was thinking probably I was also possessed. (see change a couple of words and he COULD BE a man).

Of course the noise did not stop, I put the computer away and decided to go to bed and I told him (in a stern voice) not to come to bed with me tonight cause he is annoying. I did not close my door, because I figured he had understood me. Duh !

Anywho, he slips into my room and jumps on the bed. I gave him the evil eye and a shove and he jumped down. I think that now all is well in my world and start thinking about the next day. All of the sudden I hear a loud “Boing, Boing”, that darn cat is playing with the spring at the bottom of the door, the door of my bedroom and it’s very loud. So I get up and try to chase him away from my room of course he turns and runs under my bed. I give up (after I gave him a warning). I lay back down and I am now almost sleeping, not quite there but almost and… he starts again ! I nearly died of shock, I kicked him out and closed the door ! I slept very well thank you !

But there is more !

This morning 6.30 am, I have to go “pee”. I grab a new roll of toilet paper and forget to close the door to the cupboard and what is in the cupboard… cat litter. I went back to bed just to damn early to get up ! I hear the cat playing with something I do not pay attention and close my door again.. 15 minutes must have passed when I remembered that the cat had something for cat litter bags. I got up running for the door and too late the bag was gutted open and the litter was all over the place… needless to day I have to clean it at all up tonight (after stitch n’bitch).

Love (in a grumpy way)
A.

Joining the sect...

Yes, I am joining a sect today. Nope, not the religious kind but the food kind… I am going to WW. I need to do something about the extra padding I am wearing around my waist. I am apple shape… OOOH what misery… So in order to be somewhat accountable I will join the sect.

Dear Alison has pushed me to write in my blog… God knows it’s about time. I have been so busy and sick, I am all better now so there is no excuse. I also have pictures of the projects I have finished and I am proud of all of them and so I should show them off. So of my friends appear on the pictures, do pay attention to them, pay attention to the knitting, the work involved, the love attached to these little pieces of me. After all, my DNA is weaved into every stitch (uh, should I want that ?).

Anywho, here are the pictures. Socks for my friend, brown socks for my dear sister and a beautiful sweater for my friend's grandson






















Oh yeah, you can tell that I was kinda in a foul mood this morning I picked a fight with a lady waiting in line to get food. YES ME ! I picked a fight. It started innocently enough, she moved away from the line and the waiter asked me what I wanted, when she realised this she freaked and decided to stand her ground. Hey I get it lady, I mean who would want to be late for a freaking plate of pasta. So anyways, needless to say I got served before she did. I had no room to put my tray so the waiter asked me to move ahead. So I could have enough place to put down my food cause the crazy lady was not served yet, she could not figure out what she wanted yet (idiot).

So she starts saying

• Hey do you mind

• Yeah I mind, the waiter told me to move ahead

• You pass people… and some other ramblings…

At this point YES PEOPLE , I LOST IT.

• I was screaming at her to stop complaining and she still is rambling on, so I scream at her to take a fuckin chill pill. She tells me obviously I need one, plus still more ramblings.

It took every fiber of my being to tell her FU lady and please get laid cause you are f..ing annoying… I was shaking of rage all over. I do not know why I totally lost it like that I mean I usually am a very nice person, there was something about her that made me feel violent ! Wow I hope I don’t give that kinda vibe to anybody (that’s so defective).

So I have my first sect meeting tonight and because it is part of my life, it will also be part of this blog. I apologize profusely for this.

Love,
A.